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04 January 2010 @ 02:39 am
Welcome, friends!  
Hello, and welcome to punchlined , the writing journal of msmoocow . For safety reasons, keep all arms, legs, and eyes inside the journal at all times until the writing has come to a full and complete stop. While it may not be the biggest or most entertaining ride in the park, I do hope you enjoy your stay. Exits are above and to the left, and may be accessed as needed. The lovely renovation should be credited to refuted . Please feel free to leave comments and suggestions for improvement--this journal does go through routine maintenance. Have a nice day!

Well, enough content has been gathered, so here is an easily accessible masterlist for the clicking-impaired.


Complete listing (reverse chronological order):

As of April 1, 2007, all entries rated R and above will be locked for friends only. All you need to do is ask to be added. Hell, I won't even ask your age.

Asterisks denote my personal favorites. Not everything here is quality work, you know.

FANFICTION


Title: ***Surrogates [LJ2] [CM]
Rating: NC-17 locked
Word count: 3,462
Pairing: Neville/Lavender
Summary: We find connections in the most unlikely places.
Warnings: Mind your ratings, kiddies.
Note: Includes an inspirational soundtrack/mix thingy I made to combat writer's block.

Title: Rob and Ginny's Marriage Issues [No I will not archive this anywhere else, are you crazy?]
Rating: PG-13 for randy thoughts
Word count: 2,363
Pairing: malvernrob /Ginny. Yeah, you heard me.
Summary: Rob and Ginny work out their marriage problems.
Warnings: All-around debauchery. OOC-ization of real people. Unimaginative title. Oh, and it's unbeta'd too.
Note: Written as a response to this story.

Title: ***Sparks [LJ2] [CM] [FFN] [HPFF] [MNFF] [UR] [WT]
Rating: PG
Word count: 2,828 (according to TQP, go figure)
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Summary: Ron should know better than to trust his twin brothers. Expecially when it comes to matters of the heart.
Warnings: Silly innuendo, use of the word "arse".

Title: ***An Ordinary Man [FFN] [HPFF] [MNFF] [TQP] [UR]
Rating: G, so very G
Word count: 1,927
Pairing: Neville/his gran. Err, make that Neville [comma] his gran. :D
Summary: Suddenly, a broken wand seems inconsequential compared to other things.
Warnings: Does Butterbeer count as alcohol consumption?

Title: Perfect and Awful [LJ2] [TQP]
Rating: R locked
Word count: 2,493
Pairing: Neville/Ginny, Ron/Hermione and Dean/Ginny if you squint hard enough, and Harry/Ginny if you dig with a pickax
Summary: An angry spat with Ron leads to a discussion between Neville and Ginny. Ginny Weasley is nobody's whore. HBP missing moment.
Warnings: Underage liek whoa.

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ORIGINAL OR OTHERWISE NON-FANNISH WORKS

Fiction:

Title: And Nothing [FP]
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance? Angst? Hell if I know.
Summary: Jack and Jill went up the hill...
Beta: midorichi
Word count: 1,428

Poetry:

Title: Mama Didn't Raise No Foo'
Rating: PG
Note: Do not take this one seriously, kay?

Title: ***Of Vice and Virtue
Rating: PG (I guess...)

Other:

Title: Beloved Cartoons Contain Subliminal Messages, Influence Impressionable Children
Rating: PG
Genre: Satire, a feeble attempt at humorous ridicule
Summary: Cartoons are like OMG so bad 4 U! And so is same-sex marriage!
Beta: none
Word count: 481
 
 
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(Anonymous) on January 4th, 2011 05:05 am (UTC)
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(Anonymous) on January 16th, 2011 10:25 pm (UTC)
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Please add more stories. I would like to publish this in our company publication and yes, credit goes to you.
(Anonymous) on January 26th, 2011 04:38 pm (UTC)
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It was really inspiring I loved it, thanks a ton to bring me back and more closer to my real self and my family.
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